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ABOUT US : Although the new publisher has adopted a nom de guerre and has gone underground, surfacing only to launch his slashing articles of humor at lefties/libs, like Islamic terrorists bending around the corner of a building with a rocket-propelled grenade launcher to fire a smashing blow, contribuors to the wbsite are open about themselves. The page also contains necessary legal information about company name, address, telephone number and email. CONSERVATIVE HUMOR STAFF Other than the publisher, that is. Help us raise funds to publicize the website. SPEICALIZED FUNDRAISING FIRMS ACCEPTED. We have a major satirical film in mind that will expose the liberal hypocrisies in a humorous way, and will have many famous liberals scurrying away from our cameras. Michael Moore grew rich by weaving lies in his supposed documentaries. We will use the real liberal tenets to hoist them high on their own petards. Where the ho-ho-ho starts, we hope NEW STORY, August, 2006: NAZIS CALL FOR THREE-DAY HUMANITARIAN CEASE-FIRE: "You can trust me," Hitler says. "I only want to send humanitarian supplies to German civilians in our war-crime bombed-out cities, and move more Jews out of harm's way by rail car to rest camps in Eastern Europe." GO TO STORY UNITED STATES TO FORM BATHROOM POLICE AND LAWNMOWER POLICE: The logical outcome of Environmental Protection Agency studies undeer the Clinton administration that called bathrooms one of the country's greatest water wasters, and lawnmowers a major source of air pollution. THE OFFICIAL SECRET HANDBOOK FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS -- The guidebooks used by most illegals to learn how to get into America easily and then adantage of its generous benefits, such as filing your first big lawsuit, the glorious of welfare, and the assistance of the National Park Service to scope out tempting terrorist targets. Of course, in January of 2006, the Mexican began to give out maps to illegals that demonstrated the best routes into the U.S., before withdrawing it under a storm of protest. CHE GUEVARA MEMORIAL -- Once Che's bones were found in Bolivia and transferred to Cuba, author Dimas Alexander advised Fidel on the type of memorial he should build for the Argentine tee-shirt phenomenon. MUSLIM WOMAN WITH FACE COVERED SUES TO GET FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE: This was a very real story a few years ago. WE AGREE WITH HER! And we ask some average Muslims on the street in south Florida (easily spotted by the AK-47s all carry) about what they think of this law, and t hey support her as well. BIG SURPRISE! NEW WHITE HOUSE FEMALE INTERN DRESS CODE: This story stems from the post-Monica Clinton Administration as Hillary imposes a dress code for all female White House iinterns. FIDEL CASTRO CLONED! -- To heck with sheep and dogs, Cuban science has given a tremendous gift to its people, a cloned, young Fidel Castro who will end insomnia on Cuba as he again has the energy to deliver 12-13 hour speeches as he did during his first decade in power in the 1960s. WASHINGTON REDSKINS CHANGE NAME TO GET POLITICALLY CORRECT -- What could be a more gentler non-violent nickname to please the leftu-libs who abhor football than the "Washington Cherryblossems?' Baltimore Ravens is also too aggressive a name and must be changed. AN OUTRAGE! Why is Christmas still a national holiday? [Our most prescient article ever] IF DEBORAH NORVILLE HAD REPORTED ON PEARL HARBOR ATTACK -- A story based on how she and other female liberal TV report. LACK OF GUEST LIST FOR THIS YEAR'S DICTATOR'S BALL -- Fidel was host in 1990, when a large number of dictators lost power -- Noriega of Panama, Kim il Sung of North Korea dying, Gorbachev losing the presidency and the Soviet Union and Nicky Nicky Ceausescu and his wife of Romania unavoidably delayed by the hail of bullets that their own people gave them after 25 years of his benevelent rule. GETTING RICH IN AMERICA IN TEN EASY LESSONS -- Sue. sue and sue some more! This article whacks not liberals, but all Americans who call for a lawyer while still flopping around on the ground after an accident, or 'accidently" slipping on one of many New York's sidewalk potholes. FREE AT LAST! LAWYERS SUCCEED IN CUTTING LINK BETWEEN SCIENCE AND LAWSUITS! :The money train is ready to roll. We aren't even claiming this one as one our prescient stories, but I guess it foreshadowed the attack on McDonald' and other fast food places for making Americans fat. FBI SEES NO TERRORISM IN AIRPORT SHOOTING, CLOSES INVESTIGATION:: An Arab resident of Los Angeles known to his neighbors for his anti-American and anti-Jewish rantings goes up to the check-in line of Israel's El Al airport and starts shooting passengers while yelling anti-Zionist slogans until killed by an Istraeli security agent. FBI declares within hours that no terrorism involved, forgetting about Osama bin Laden's many statements for Muslims to spontaneously take up arms and start killing Christians and Jews around them. ISRAELI SECURITY AGENT KILLS THE GUNMAN AT LOS ANGELES AIRPORT BEFORE HE CAN SLAUGHTER MORE PEOPLE AND SUDDENLY, ALL ANTI-GUN GROUPS DISAPPEAR: : We find them cowering under their desks and question them about how many years in prison the Israeli gunman deserves. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SUE U.S. GOVERNMENT OVER FAILURE TO PROIVDE WATER STATIOINS AT KEY CROSSSING POINTS: Lawsuits forced the U.S. Government to set uup water stations in the desert to help illegals cross into the U.S. Next lawsuit will demand complete day spas and children centers along the route. BRING CONGRESS BACK HOME! Instead of term limits, use modern technology to force senators and congresspeople to live in their own districts 12 months a year, with sessions of Congress, as well as committee hearings, run by streaming internet video or multi-way television. We all believe that lawmakers love their districts and would jump at this opportunity rather than to live in international Washington DC with all its fancy restaurants, wealthy lobbyists, ability to build personal networks that will lead to multi-million per year jobs ... as well as having to run into your constituents every day and listen to their harpings. IF THE DEMOCRATIC WISH HAD COME TRUE IN 2004 -- WE WOULD HAVE SEEN THE GREAT TAX REVOLT OF 2007. HOLLYWOOD FUN COUPLES -- In the Hollywood merry-go-round, O.J. Simpson marries his prosecutor Marcia Clark, and actor Hugh Simpson marfries the "winab if the night' who got him into so much trouble, "Divine" Brown. The two fun couples get together for a barbecue. |
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SPECIAL TO COUNTER O.J.'S BOOK, "IF I DID IT." Kato later dictated a book to a ghost writer he was able to hire for dog bones. The book is not only about the killings, but a raw description of the entire O.J. and Nichole nuveau riche Los Angles lifesty.e
There was only one surviving eyewitness to the killings who is willing the tell the truth, Kato the Dog, who was out in Nicole's front yard when the killings occurred and then went running through the streets of Brentwood, his coat of fur matted with the blood of both Nicole and Ron Goldman. Kato brought the first humans back to the crimescene, who called the police. Although he knew much, the police failed to ask him for evidence. One attorney wondered about putting the Kato on the stand, then walking O.J. in the court house to see if the dog would "freak out" and start barking ferociously at the killer of his mistress |
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